Tuesday, February 15, 2011

If I Only Could

Q:

Take the phrase "Wholesome Hempstead Rodent" from the off Broadway musical remake of Disney's "Ratatouille."  Rearrange the letters to name three fierce competitors.





A:

The title of this puzzle is a reference to Simon and Garfunkel's song "El Condor Pasa" which includes the line "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail."

The three squares approximate the store colors of the correct answer.

Wholesome Hempstead Rodent

Lowes     The Home Depot     Menards

14 comments:

  1. Tom,
    I have enough of an answer to permit me to sleep tonight, and faith that the rest will be supplied.
    Good night, Tom.

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  2. After tilting with mills over and over again, I'd rather be a gardener.
    Nicely done, Tommy.

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  3. I couldn't have been further off, and my respect for the workmanship of the puzzle still remains.

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  4. Thought you had it, Paul. "Over and over again" is part of a Simon and Garfunkel song as is "I'd rather be a ..."

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  5. Having no Menards nearby, and being a Googler, I quickly mistook the three colors as a reference to the band "I, Mother Earth". Gardening could be a "mother and child reunion" of sorts, or it could be something else. Please note that "workman" and "still remains" also figure in a S&G song. Are you beginning to see the "loop" for which you "knocked" me?

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  6. Having found The Home Depot and Lowes, i assumed the colored squares referred to "big box" stores. Unfortunately, I was unable to make the leap from MRDEANS to Menards!

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  7. Paul's initial comment had me trying late night TV (The Late Show, Letterman) and hotel chains (Starwood, Hampton, Homewood, Sheraton).

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  9. Sorry for leading you off course, Lorenzo; I was expressing literal fatigue. After nearly crashing the Internet Anagram Server I latched onto Del Spooner from "I, Robot", portrayed by Will Smith (with mills), and convinced myself I was onto something and could call it a night. I hoped to take on (James) West and Muhammed (Ali), perhaps, with some help from Voltaire (or an AI revolt), but that was beyond my reach, and I decided, Candidly, to cultivate my own garden.

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  10. From Mrs.Lorenzo.....yes, I saw a Menard's once when I visited my Illinois relatives, but I didn't think I could ever go in without thinking,"if you change the d for another vowel, you can anagram something they sell to make your tomatoes grow better".

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  11. Paul, I see the "Boxer" reference. Please tell me you're not really Paul Simon.

    Lorenzo, the only reason I know of Menards is because there is one in a town where my wife's cousin lived - Saginaw, MI, yet another incidental reference to Simon and Garfunkel.

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  12. Paul, I have reconsidered. Please tell me you are really Paul Simon.

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  13. Simon, unSimon...tomayto, tomahto---whenever Spring arrives, the troops would find the horses helpful.

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